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Alrighty, here's the deal - after the demise of Camel Menthol Lights, a fun up-and-coming team, myself and two others who made up approximately half the team are looking to collaborate yet again. What we can offer is dedication, experience, training ability and, well, awesomeness. There are 4 players on offer. They are, in order of sex appeal, as follows.

Ensign Sato, three-chucker and mega babe.

Larry Mother Effing Sanders, dunking extraordinaire. Also known as "The Gardener", for the insane amount of cheerleaders he deflowered during his high school career. Apparently, he has less career points than flowers.

Eric Maynor, lights-out shooter and music producer.

I BLKDYRASS, a shot blocker who frankly has zero sex appeal and is known for the 13 separate occasions a spectator has been taken to hospital after having the opposing team's shot blocked into their faces. He also served jail time for attempting to swat a girl's ass.

We'd obviously prefer to stick together, but I'd be willing to sacrifice one of my two guys to keep the group whole.

I'm not sure about the others, but I'm open to ratting next season.