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I'll join but only if I'm on the starting lineup
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fewmit wrote:
Guys, despite our outstandingly exceptional awesomeness we still can't seem to win any games. The obvious problem is not enough leadership...so two more of you are gonna have to change your builds. I thought four would be enough, but six leadership guys should really do it. To be fair about it - I'm thinking of a number between one and twenty...
edit: And if any other jackwads are gonna bitch about this I'm gonna take my Sportman's award, beat you senseless with it, and shove it up your ass before kicking you off the team with extreme fucking prejudice.
Clearly the answer is more speed. All teams should have at least 4 Speed chems at all times.

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Guys we need to fix out 7 man starting lineup.
Our 3 man bench of our only guards on the team (segregation much?) is getting killed!
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things got serious with fewmit.

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That's because they're too short. duh.

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Our 3-man Point Center rotation isn't shooting enough threes. This needs to be rectified if we're to continue our 21 game streak.

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ToFuSmurF wrote:
Guys we need to fix out 7 man starting lineup.
Our 3 man bench of our only guards on the team (segregation much?) is getting killed!
You're 100% right man. We must move our 3-man bench into the starting lineup as well.

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Rusty brings up a good point.
Starting lineup NEEDS to dominate to better sate our starting egos.
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Hey guys, I'm going on a trip through time with my new time machine, can you watch my training for me?
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I'm back. I'll let you in on a secret, we have a very bright future. ![]()
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You say it like I didn't know already.
Psssh..
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Given our recent FG% issues, I think it's obvious that we need to focus our training more towards our free throw shooting (specifically technical fouls). I'm sure you'll all agree that if we do this, we stand a good chance of avoiding a 48 game losing streak.

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Agreed.
Our technical FT shooting compared to our normal FT shooting is flat out embarrassing. Let's fix that guys.
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You main training technicals helps our FT when they get charged a tech foul? SHIT. I stack my queues for weeks thinking it meant I would get them, and be an intimidating force.
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Bravo...nice work in here!
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clips wrote:
Hey guys, I'm going on a trip through time with my new time machine, can you watch my training for me?
Why would anyone have to watch your training for you? You could just return at the exact moment you left...
/timemachinefail

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SwaggerJ wrote:
clips wrote:
Hey guys, I'm going on a trip through time with my new time machine, can you watch my training for me?
Why would anyone have to watch your training for you? You could just return at the exact moment you left...
/timemachinefail
HA!
Touché.

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hey i thought we agreed i have all 5 starters positions... ![]()

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the sad thing is he probably hasn't realized what he's done. It wouldn't surprise me if he made this thread and hasn't been able to find it sense. Unless he made this as a joke, which i'm hoping.

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SwaggerJ wrote:
clips wrote:
Hey guys, I'm going on a trip through time with my new time machine, can you watch my training for me?
Why would anyone have to watch your training for you? You could just return at the exact moment you left...
/timemachinefail
I already explained this to you... oh wait. Different timeline.
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122 point win today, great job guys. we've now won 23 in a row.
If we wanted to play playoffs we would kill it. Where are you captain, you've still only got 5 posts?
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We would've dominated in the playoffs, but decided that it would be too soon for us to do so, as well as unfair. So we let everyone else have a chance at it.
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ToFuSmurF wrote:
We would've dominated in the playoffs, but decided that it would be too soon for us to do so, as well as unfair. So we let everyone else have a chance at it.
Well, that and the fact that a number of our star players are awaiting results of their drug tests. As you well know Tofu, our rebounders have been suspected of taking HGH, but our point guards have been accused of smoking crack.

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Urbanstien wrote:
Damn, there goes another new member scared off. either that or he'll never post again.
But whats new in these forums ![]()
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Guys we need to start rocking in rolling all the games again!
This 9 game losing streak is starting to get to me.

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